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Sprite- sidhi bat no bakvas....

Imagine yourself in a Sprite Ad 


Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward
karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye
language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar 
like me....! Do something cool man !! 


You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga . 


Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! 
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks 


You : Phir kya hoga...


Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a 
Director of the Company man !! 


You : Acchha to phir kya hoga... 


Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega. 


You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????


"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao. 
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "


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Heart Touching...*

I was a just-born and she was Twenty-Five,
Though we were we, we were one.
I would cry out in Latin and she would respond in Greek,
I would learn nothing but she never got tired to teach.

I was surrounded by monsters eager to pull my cheek,
but they would vanish the moment I was wet and weep.
She would come running and hold me in her arms,
as if I had won the contest of the charms.

Now I was able to walk and chew,
and hey, I was two.
I and she could now understand each other,
I was her everything and she needed no other.

I would try to walk and fall down, 
But knowing she was with me, 
the fear of getting hurt was now gone.
We still could not converse that effectively,
But she would understand my needs so easily.

I could now roam about free,
because now I have turned three.
I was ready to join a new world,
my academic life was now gonna mould.

She would dress me as best as a prince,
but when I would come back,  
she would need at least an hour to rinse.
I was now able to talk,
I was a ferry and she was my dock.

I still remember the child, whose shirt I had tore,
Hey buddy, I have turned four.
I now came home a little late,
Nevertheless finding her waiting at the gate.
She would hug me and carry me in her arms,
it felt like flying through the farms.
We now did the homework together,
I would spoil the home and she used to work.

Years passed and now I was fifteen, 
and with each year I would forget to lean.
I wouldn't care for what she said,  
because now I had become mean.
She would ask me to study for a good future,
but I was busy in a different culture.
Now I had many shes in my life,
I dreamed of having one of them as my wife.

I changed a lot which she did not teach,
She would try to hug me but I was out of reach.
She still waited for me at the gate,
but I would look at her with utmost hate.
She would be awake till late in the night,
because I wasn't home, I was in a fight.
She had so much to scold, but she never did say,
hoping to find me better the next day.
Time went on and now I am grown,
lost in the world of my own.

I and she, between us have a river,
I have left her for my career.
When I was young, for me, she sacrificed her ambitions,
but I don't care, I now have my own mission.
I am not with her now, I am in a different city,
she is so old now but I don't even pity.

She needs me now but I am nowhere to find,
in the race for appraisal, I have become blind.
In a few years from now, I will be two,
there will be in my life someone new.
Then I'll forget even to bother,
I am her daughter and she is my Mother

Rhyme ....

He left me alone
He told me on the phone
Now that just doesn’t seem right
I will close my eyes n turn out all the lights
but i wont cry tonight, cause m already sleeping

All of those things are in the past
Like a beaten up n faded photograph
Cant remember your name
Who r u again?
You r history, history yeah
back in the day……
No more living for yesterday
Come n kiss me, I will prove there is more to me than you!!

You don’t love me, that’s okay
I m moving in n moving out
Think I can’t pull through?
Just watch me without you.
He always picked a fight every other nyt,
And he was always right,yeah right
Now i won’t be a fool
I guess i broke some rules
But i broke them on my own
Broke to make u feel loved
But i guess u were just finding ways to flush them up

Therez a time punching the wall
Dying to crawl, willing to crawl
No way,wotever wotever
i guess we r not meant to b together
Thatz okay!!! 

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TATA.. d group we can proud of ...

TATA's an awesome organization - Most of us do not know as this never figured out in media

HERE'S A LIVE EXAMPLE.... READ ON

INSTEAD OF LIGHTING CANDLES OR STANDING VIGIL OR IN ATTENTION(AND NOT PAYING YOUR TAXES)WHILE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS BEING SUNG, IF WE ALL JUST DID OUR DUTIES, THE WORLD WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE WONDERFUL...


Meeting with H N Srinivas Senior Executive Vice President, Taj Group of Hotels.

HNS narrated the 26th November 2008 terror attack on Taj Mumbai and these are some important points.
Stories of Staff Heroics

1. A young lady guest relation executive with the HLL gathering stopped any of the members going out and volunteered 3 times to go out and get stuff such as ice cubes for whiskey of the guests when the situation outside the hall was very explosives and she could have been easily the target of the bullets
2. Thomas George a captain escorted 54 guests from a backdoor staircase and when he was going down last he was shot by the terrorists 
3. There were 500 emails from various guests narrating heroics of the staff and thanking them for saving their lives 
4. In a subsequent function, Ratan Tata broke down in full public view and sobbed saying the company belongs to these people. The wife of Thomas George who laid his life saving others said, she and the kids were proud of the man and that she did not know that for 25 years she lived with a man who was so courageous and brave.
5. The episode happened on 26th November, a significant part of the hotel was burnt down and destroyed the hotel was re-opened on 21st December and all the employees of the hotel were paraded in front of the guests
6. It was clearly a saga of extra-ordinary heroics by ordinary people for their organization and in a way for their country. The sense of duty and service was unprecedented 
7. The young lady who protected and looked after the HLL guests was a management trainee and we often speak of juniority and seniority in the organization. She had no instructions from any supervisor to do what she did
a.               She took just 3 minutes to rescue the entire team through the kitchen 
b.               Cars were organized outside the hotel as per seniority of the members 
c.               In the peak of the crisis, she stepped out and got the right wine glass for the guest 
8. People who exhibited courage included janitors, waiters, directors, artisans and captains all level of people. 

The Tata Gesture

1. All category of employees including those who had completed even 1 day as casuals were treated on duty during the time the hotel was closed
2. Relief and assistance to all those who were injured and killed 
3. The relief and assistance was extended to all those who died at the railway station, surroundings including the Pav-Bhaji vendor and the pan shop owners 
4. During the time the hotel was closed, the salaries were sent my money order 
5. A psychiatric cell was established in collaboration with Tata Institute of Social Sciences to counsel those who needed such help 
6. The thoughts and anxieties going on peoples mind was constantly tracked and where needed psychological help provided 
7. Employee outreach centers were opened where all help, food, water, sanitation, first aid and counseling was provided. 1600 employees were covered by this facility 
8. Every employee was assigned to one mentor and it was that persons responsibility to act as a single window clearance for any help that the person required 
9. Ratan Tata personally visited the families of all the 80 employees who in some manner either through injury or getting killed were affected. 
10. The dependents of the employees were flown from outside Mumbai to Mumbai and taken care off in terms of ensuring mental assurance and peace. They were all accommodated in Hotel President for 3 weeks
11. Ratan Tata himself asked the families and dependents as to what they wanted him to do. 
12. In a record time of 20 days, a new trust was created by the Tatas for the purpose of relief of employees. 
13. What is unique is that even the other people, the railway employees, the police staff, the pedestrians who had nothing to do with Tatas were covered by compensation. Each one of them was provided subsistence allowance of Rs. 10K per month for all these people for 6 months.
14. A 4 year old granddaughter of a vendor got 4 bullets in her and only one was removed in the Government hospital. She was taken to Bombay hospital and several lacs were spent by the Tatas on her to fully recover her
15. New hand carts were provided to several vendors who lost their carts 
16. Tata will take responsibility of life education of 46 children of the victims of the terror 
17. This was the most trying period in the life of the organization. Senior managers including Ratan Tata were visiting funeral to funeral over the 3 days that were most horrible 
18. The settlement for every deceased member ranged from Rs. 36 to 85 lacs in addition to the following benefits: 
a.        Full last salary for life for the family and dependents 
b.        Complete responsibility of education of children and dependents anywhere in the world 
c.        Full Medical facility for the whole family and dependents for rest of their life 
d.        All loans and advances were waived off irrespective of the amount 
e.        Counselor for life for each person
Epilogue
1. How was such passion created among the employees? How and why did they behave the way they did?
2. The organization is clear that it is not something that someone can take credit for. It is not some training and development that created such behaviour. If someone suggests that everyone laughs 
3. It has to do with the DNA of the organization, with the way Tata culture exists and above all with the situation that prevailed that time. The organisation has always been telling that customers and guests are #1 priority
4. The hotel business was started by Jamshedji Tata when he was insulted in one of the British hotels and not allowed to stay there. 
5. He created several institutions which later became icons of progress, culture and modernity. IISc is one such institute. He was told by the rulers that time that he can acquire land for IISc to the extent he could fence the same. He could afford fencing only 400 acres
6. When the HR function hesitatingly made a very rich(?) proposal to Ratan he said do you think we are doing enough? 
7. The whole approach was that the organization would spend several hundred crore in re-building the property why not spend equally on the employees who gave their life?